Sunday, December 10, 2006

David Icke Wants Your Money

Next week former Grandstand presenter and Father of the Universe David Icke (Britain’s very own Governor Moonbeam) might be pushed into bankruptcy by an American court. I can just feel those waves of sympathy for the world’s greatest conspiracy theories crashing through the ether. He’s launched an appeal on his website to pay legal bills but it extremely reticent about saying what the court case is about. He threatens darkly: “Next week will decide the outcome and we need some serious financial support for the legal costs this will incur. If we don't get that support, the work of David Icke is basically over.” See, there is a God, after all.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I actually quite enjoyed reading his books, they kept me amused for a few weeks.

I wonder if George Bush and the Royal Family will sue him for accusing them of paedophilia and drinking the blood of children.

Wrinkled Weasel said...

The internet chatter points to an issue over ownership of the rights to his books.

But you don't understand. He has discovered that George Bush is a seven foot tall blood-drinking reptilian.

Indeed, the menace is closer to home:

"I once had an extraordinary experience with former prime minister Ted Heath. Both of his eyes, including the whites, turned jet black and I seemed to be looking into two black holes", says Icke

Steve Hilton is one. Mandelson of course is one.

They cannot drink alcohol and often have a little "dog" which is in fact their intergalactic communicator. You mostly see them drinking brightly coloured orange drinks in order to prevent their skin turning back to green. Early hair loss is another big give away...

Anonymous said...

Jon Ronson's book 'Them' is a great insight into the world of these 'conspiracy theorists', and very amusing to boot...

Anonymous said...

Why wouldn't I be surprised to find out that Icke thinks Dave (Poly) Cameron is good news?

niconoclast said...

The way things are going CallmeDave will offer Icke a job as Environ-mentalist spokesman...

Anonymous said...

Has anyone seen David Icke and the 'green' Chamereon in the same room at the same time?

Perhaps DI is DC's 'tosser within'?

Anonymous said...

I hope you wore protective goggles when you went over to his site.

Anonymous said...

Can we donate cash to the other side?

Andrew Ian Dodge said...

I hope they take him to the cleaners for some of his more vicious accusations. Someone was bound to sue him.

Anonymous said...

Laugh it up sheeple, Just don't cry when your micro chipped zombies.
Well your more than halfway there.

Wake up!

Anonymous said...

I subscribe to David Icke's newsletter, mainly by way of entertainment. The guy would seem to be very seriously unhinged. This e-mail circular asking for financial help has been appearing for quite a while. The court case is forever "a week away". Pay pal accepted it says. If anyone wants a glimpse of just how barking his followers are, stick his name in google video and see what he really believes. Oh and please leave comments, they enrage Califronians!

Anonymous said...

If waht David Icke says is not so politicians influence wouldn't bother to take him to court, why bother?

When truth is meant to be silenced, its enemys start trying to make him go bankrupt, and talking about money is not a substitue about the truth. The world Government is a reality,
look in internet for how much they sell verochips with mastercad,visa, etc, they are in all countries. If that's what you want then it is ok for you, but "the need of the many outweights the need of the few"
through the ages people have paid a price for telling the truth,
asnd time later have been studied in the universities. People are very strange.
If the guy is wrong , the he is harmless, leave him alone.

Anonymous said...

There is a cost for telling the truth.Some are courageous enough to pay it.

Anonymous said...

I dont see why people laugh at David Icke, at least he's doing some research. So you might not agree with some of his work, that does'nt mean its all rubbish.

Too many people walk through life accepting what they're told without question or thought.

How many people accepted the school taught model of an atom? With some research you realise its actually far from acurate.

Anonymous said...

David Ice's newest book, "Infinate Love is the Only Truth..." makes all of you look like idiots. Seriously. I DARE you to read the last chapter. ~!~

Anonymous said...

I've just watched a couple of his video's on google video and if you need to ridicule this guy as an idiot then you're crawling around with your head up your a**e.
It's ok to be scared of the big bad world. Disrespecting people doesn't make it go away.
p.s. we are mammalian due to the environmental pressures on our planet during our development. Oh, and I nearly forgot. The earth isn't flat!

Anonymous said...

David Icke, as he says, is only passing on information. its up to you to form an opinion. the info he has passed on is rather eye opening.some may seem bizarre, but if you class yourself as open minded you should never dismiss anything until you "think you" know for sure. he's opened my eyes. the legal system will bleed him dry, no doubt. a lot of people want to see this happen, why if he is just a "nutter?". and once he is bled dry and ridiculed some more, then all the people he has reached including i will donate, so he shall "rise again" and continue his good work.

Anonymous said...

the truth will out evils had is day .and now a glich in the matrix will bring the whole house of cards down .knowing this keeps me well amused.ho ho ho god bless david icke

Anonymous said...

Hang on a minute...... Has anybody on this forum, ever read a book by David Icke or indeed attended one of his live shows?

yes I admit the old lizzard thing is a little far fetched, however 9/11,ww1, ww2, Gulf1, Gulf2, all the CCTV, ID Cards, Micro Chipping? I mean come on People wake up and smell the coffee, We are all becomming slaves and It's only us the people who can do something about.

David Icke has researched everything he writes and I have to say 95% of what he writes and talkes about is rite, WELCOME TO BIG BROTHER

Chris mankey said...

"I've just watched a couple of his video's on google video and if you need to ridicule this guy as an idiot then you're crawling around with your head up your a**e."

Some who thinks that BOXCAR WILLIE is an alien reptile is a MORON! Take your meds!

Emerson said...

You need to be idiot to not see that our government became to.

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