Thursday, September 11, 2008

Breaking News: Brown Resigns...

Details HERE.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I'm a human being and I made a mistake and I'm going to cop the consequences of that mistake," an emotional Mr Brown told reporters after he quit.

Roll on the day...

Unknown said...

Poor form.

Anonymous said...

You sod, Iain! For one wonderful moment I thought Gordon had bowed to the inevitable.

Anonymous said...

If only.

Anonymous said...

Well I fell for it! Huge excitement until I clicked on the link ...

AloneMan said...

Didn't believe you for a minute !

Anonymous said...

I thought as much.

At least the Australian guy was partying. Meanwhile we had Brown delivering his vision for Britain: double glazing.

Whilst Obama and McCain dazzle their audacity and hope, we get plans to lag lofts and insulate a few cavity walls.

Anonymous said...

Bastard ! You 'ad me going there for a minute guvnor...

Anonymous said...

your mistake iain, was not to write it as you would have had it REALLY been Gordon resigning.

that gave it away long before i hovered over the link to see where it led... :)

Anonymous said...

I'd only just switched away from the Ten O'clock news, all full of dull stuff about the Chunnel Fire, and I was about to switch it back on...


Git-features !

Anonymous said...

Doh ! Doh ! Doh !

Despite my view that Labour MPs don't want to 'vote for Christmas' by booting him out and risking an early election, I was just about willing to believe, after the piccy of him and 'Teflon Tone' at the NI memorial thingy that he was about to throw the towel in pre-conference...

Anonymous said...

What a sell!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Anonymous said...

I thought that the Channel4 poll might have been the 'straw that broke the camel's back'...

Jeff said...

You had me. Hook, line and sinker.

Anonymous said...

Aww! From the sublime to the ridiculous at the click of a mouse!

Anonymous said...

You SWINE Iain!

I knew it was too good to be true, but I clicked the link with hope in my soul :(

Anonymous said...

It was the fastest my heart has gone all day.

Anonymous said...

Oh you old git Dale!!!!

Anonymous said...

You tease!!!

Ted Foan said...

I see he has just issued a retraction of his previous statement saying it was "authored" by an underling. He did not, in fact, "mount" a colleague - he actually offered to "lag her pipes" and inject her (Mc)cavity wall to help her sell her property.

MikeyP said...

You dirty rotter, Iain. You gave me a few microseconds of hope!

Anonymous said...

Isn't New South Wales the place where a minister quit after sniffing a colleagues chair?!

Something of a trend I fear.

Anonymous said...

I clicked on the link on the expectation it would be Mavis Brown resigning from the Orpington WI.

Disappointingly all I discovered was an Australian politician behaving as only an Australian politician can.

Anonymous said...

I don't comment on posts, but seriously! Not cricket!!

Anonymous said...

Iain,

You have lost all credibility by running this. It is simply not a joking matter and not funny.
Grow up.

Iain Dale said...

Any comment that begins: "Iain, you have lost all credibility" is one that I can safely ignore.

FonyBlair said...

Don't get my hopes up like that!!!

Greggles said...

Iain you arse! You had me rushing over to BBC to see what happened! I was about to wake the whole house up!

Brilliant prank, but we're months away from April...

Anonymous said...

Why did we know this was a spoof?

It's simple - Gordon Brown would never believe that his policies had failed so badly that it warranted his resignation.

He is a delusional freak who will believe until his dying day that everything he has done is right.

Even if he destroys his party in the process.








Yippee!

Wrinkled Weasel said...

Iain Dale you terrible £$%^&!!!!

I got so excited for just one tiny Higgs Boson moment.

I wanted to believe, I so wanted to believe..

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Anonymous said...

You rotter!

James Schneider said...

Not cool, Iain. Not cool.

Anonymous said...

You had us for a moment!

Gracchi said...

ha ha ha! I jumped then for a moment and then clicked the link!

Liz said...

You *git*! You actually managed to raise my heart rate a startling amount there. Only time Brown's ever made me feel fluttery, now I think of it.

Anonymous said...

Hook line and sinker here too!

Anonymous said...

Damn you! It made my day, it ruined my day.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Oh, you wag.

Anonymous said...

You're an idiot!! I wasted valuable seconds feverishly linking to the story!! Hope you're pleased with all the reactions!!

Anonymous said...

What am I going to do with all this champagne I just opened now...? ;)

Anonymous said...

You utter bastard - I was overjoyed for a moment....

Anonymous said...

Iain - that's not fair - thought the useless unelected Broon was gone!