Monday, February 02, 2009

Quote of the Day

"We have the right kind of snow,
just the wrong quantity"

Boris Johnson 2/2/09, Radio 2

Hattip Theo Spark

5 comments:

Jason Flinders said...

“The rail service is knackered and there is no timetable,” said Alex Bench, a spokesman for the British Transport Police.

Hard to spot the difference really.

Bill Quango MP said...

Gordon says..

This snow, that started in America, and blew across the Atlantic to our shores, is now causing a global traffic meltdown.
I will meet with the leaders of the G8 to agree tough new meteorological measures and to plead for unity in a new plan that I have jut made up, for $500,000,000,000,000 dollars for a new global snowplough and gritting scheme and a takeaway sachet of salt, like from the Little Chef, for everyone.

I further believe that we must increase warming levels to a 2006 summer average before the snow melts and the opportunity for Grandstanding is lost. Therefore I propose an immediate ignition of several hundred million hectares of Amazonian Rainforest.

We are the do anything, no matter how ridiculous party. They are the party of get a shovel and clear the path yourself...

{continues indefinitely on BBC iPlayer/he's off again/desperate/daily politics. .}

Stop Common Purpose said...

Snow in winter? Fancy that!

Anonymous said...

I preferred his "We gritted, we grat, we grut" on The World at One! Learning Latin leaves its mark forever!

JPT said...

Boris as quotable as ever.