Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Mrs Pickles Gives Her Verdict

From the Paul Waugh on what Eric Pickles did after last week's QUESTION TIME...

"Afterwards, I phoned Mrs Pickles for her verdict," said the Tory chairman. "She said: 'You looked a bit slimmer after your diet. On the other hand, you were crap.'"

I think Mrs Pickles was a bit kind on the diet front...

13 comments:

golden_balls said...

did she go to the pickles party earlier this week ? what did she think about that ?

Do you regret praising cameron for promoting pickles for chairman ?

Thatsnews said...

Mrs Pickles knows a thing or two!

Simon Gardner said...

Pickles enhances the jollity of the nation.

How very different to some earlier Tory party chairmen.

Simon said...

I wonder how she gets him to mow the lawn. Perhaps leaving a trail of pies around the garden would work. No need for that. He can get a bespoke grass cutting service in and book it to us along with all his other dodgy expense claims.

Wyrdtimes said...

Pickles was made to look the complete hog that he is.

The Davies said...

I'm sure he'll put the weight back on again over recess.

Eric pickles is an anogram of 'reces pie lick'

trevorsden said...

What does a million pounds buy you.

Well for JK Rowling it buys an audience with Michelle Obama

Thatsnews said...

And an anagram of The Davies is "Have Diets".

That's the thing about anagrams. They have to use all the letters and make up other real words.

Another anagram of Eric Pickles is

"I peels Crick"

johnrentoul said...

Yes but Iain, Ephraim Hardcastle lifted it from Paul Waugh. Credit where it is due:
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/03/is-pickles-in-the-pickle.html
John Rentoul
http://johnrentoul.independentminds.livejournal.com/

workingclasstory said...

Eric Pickles has already blown his chances of Cabinet, he needs to shuffle off backstage.

www.workingclasstory.wordpress.com

canvas said...

Pickles looked very fat and he sounded very lazy. He was really crap on Question Time last week!

Thatsnews said...

How strange that Canvas knows how other people should behave ("don't even appear to be racist!") but she seems to fail to apply these lessons in her own life.

Canvas may well say: "What did I write that was wrong?" Now, you see, Canvas, that's the problem. You probably haven't a clue.

canvas said...

"What did I write that was wrong?"

You probably haven't a clue.