Thursday, April 16, 2009

Ten Things You Will Never Hear on Smeargate...

Nadine Dorries - I'm very touched by the Prime Minister's words
Alex Hilton - Derek Draper has my full support
Sunny Hundal - I'm absolutely delighted the media ask Iain Dale on rather than me
Guido Fawkes - The Telegraph is my newspaper of choice
Damian McBride - I voz only obeying orders
Ray Collins - Derek Draper is welcome at Labour Party HQ anytime
Kevin Maguire - I voz only obeying orders
Charlie Whelan - My Union is 100% behind me
Tony Blair - I'm so sorry this has happened to Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown - Sorry

PS I did a 15 minute chat with Donal Blaney on his Blogtalk Radio show earlier this morning. Listen to it HERE.

23 comments:

Simon Gardner said...

“I don’t like feuds” - my arse.

Dungeekin said...

#11

Iain Dale: "I have no comment".

*grin*

D

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I preferred this one.

Tim said...
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Anonymous said...

The important news is that a HoC Committee have said the national security dangers of leaks to Green were exaggerated.
Who is cabinet office minister and who was a civil servant sat in the next desk?

Either way it is another govt smear.

Tim said...
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D. Quail (expat) said...

Iain Dale - 'I've had enough of this smeargate thing.'

Obnoxio The Clown said...
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Plato said...

Ed Balls "Yes of course I know Damian really well. I chair a tactics meeting with him every Wednesday."

Obnoxio The Clown said...

#13:

Iain Dale: I'm off to be editor of LabourList.

Plato said...

oh bugger - have I missed another salvo from Mr Ireland?

Iain - you should try-out for Millionaire's fastest finger :)

Bearded Socialist said...

“I’m deeply saddened as this paints politics in a bad light and gloating only makes it worse” – Iain Dale

Tim said...
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Dick the Prick said...

Chris Galey & Greeny have got off - huzzah and trebles all round. Galey's a lucky lad.

Dick the Prick said...

Tim been in? His mum's gonna be fretting - he's a very naughty boy.

Pam Nash said...

After all the intensity of this week, this made me laugh, thanks Iain!

Pam Nash said...

After all the intensity of this week, this made me laugh - thanks Iain!

Plato said...

More Nokias go ballistic :)

Wrinkled Weasel said...

Does anyone else find it deeply significant that Derek Draper has removed his desktop computer from his home?

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/mirror-images/2009/04/derek-draper-labour-spin-docto.html

(Lancastrian Oik passed this to me)

Obnoxio The Clown said...

OK, after Mr Ireland's latest asshattery, I withdraw my earlier comment.

Anonymous said...

Copy and paste if Susan Boyle brought you here

Mirtha Tidville said...

Iain

Are you insinuating Guido doesnt read the Torygraph.....good God you`ll be telling us he`s a Daily Sport man next...

Jimmy said...

"Are you insinuating Guido doesnt read the Torygraph."

After they decided to keep the chequebook in their pocket probably not.